Tuesday, March 12, 2013

15 Hilarious One Liners

1.  Time is what keeps things from happening all at once!

2.  I don't suffer from insanity;  I enjoy every minute of it!

3.  He who laughs last thinks slowest!

4.  Out of my mind.  Back in 5 minutes.

5.  A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory!

6.  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it!

7.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

8.  Don't Steal.  The government hates competition!

9.  I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

10.  I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

11.  No matter where you go, you/re there.

12.  If at first you don't succeed............DON'T try skydiving!

13.  National Atheist's Day:  April First.

14.  We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.  

15.  There are three kinds of people:  Those who can count and those who can't

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