1. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once!
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
3. He who laughs last thinks slowest!
4. Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory!
6. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it!
7. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
8. Don't Steal. The government hates competition!
9. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
10. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
11. No matter where you go, you/re there.
12. If at first you don't succeed............DON'T try skydiving!
13. National Atheist's Day: April First.
14. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
15. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
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