Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Recipe For Success



















1.  Let It Go


  • Hurts
  • Failures
  • Successes 
  • The Past Must Be Exactly That, The Past!


2.  Launch Out!

  • You Can't Be Afraid;  Jump Out in Faith and Know That Risk is Part of Success


3.  Laugh A Lot!

  • A Merry Heart Does Good Like Medicine!

4.  Loosen Up!

  • Be A Joy To Be Around!  Not A Grump!


5.  Love Everybody!

  • Love Never Fails!
  • Love Conquers All!


6.  Listen & Learn!

  • Take Wise Council
  • Listening Is A Sign of Humility;
  • "I Know" Is A Sign of Pride!

7.  Labor Intensely!

  • Work Hard!
  • Anything Worth Having Is Worth Working For It!






Tuesday, March 12, 2013

15 Hilarious One Liners

1.  Time is what keeps things from happening all at once!

2.  I don't suffer from insanity;  I enjoy every minute of it!

3.  He who laughs last thinks slowest!

4.  Out of my mind.  Back in 5 minutes.

5.  A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory!

6.  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it!

7.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

8.  Don't Steal.  The government hates competition!

9.  I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

10.  I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

11.  No matter where you go, you/re there.

12.  If at first you don't succeed............DON'T try skydiving!

13.  National Atheist's Day:  April First.

14.  We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.  

15.  There are three kinds of people:  Those who can count and those who can't

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Nagasaki 1945, after the atomic bomb

Nagasaki 1945, after the atomic bomb




Nagasaki 2011, following earthquake and tsunami




SO WHAT THE DEVIL IS THAT ARCH MADE OF???????????

Monday, March 4, 2013

15 Facts of Life You Never New


  • The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  • The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  • The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  • The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
  • The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
  • The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  • There are more chickens than people in the world.
  • There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
  • There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
  • Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  • TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  • Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
.............Now you know everything
Submitted by Pastor Faye, Littlestown, Pa.